What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Smooth out your inner monster with today's Groupon: for $99, you get two i-Lipo treatments with a consultation at Laser Clinic of Chesapeake (a $650 value).
Laser Clinic of Chesapeake's medical crew harnesses noninvasive i-Lipo technology to slim physiques. For the initial consultation, a trained tech explains the i-Lipo process, discussing expected results, identifying treatment areas, and answering questions or knock-knock jokes. Clients then pose for measurements and pictures before a tech straps four low-level-laser pads onto the patient's targeted weight-loss zones. For the next 20 minutes, the slenderizing pads emit a cascade of focused light beneath the epidermis, opening cellular pores to metabolize fat. This runs free into the lymphatic system, which ultimately flushes away the liquefied fat. Treatments conclude with a 10-minute fat-cell compression and sculpting session, immediately followed by a necessary elliptical or treadmill workout. The crucial post-treatment exercise lasts 30–40 minutes in the clinic's studio, promoting metabolism of the fat that's been moved to the circulatory system and shooing out any loitering adipose tissues.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply, Appointment required. New i-Lipo patients only. Clients who have had cancer within past 5 years may not be candidates for treatment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Laser Clinic of Chesapeake
Laser Clinic of Chesapeake's crew harnesses the power of the latest laser innovations to slim physiques, rejuvenate skin, treat acne, and remove unwanted hair. Inside welcoming treatment rooms, skilled technicians wield an arsenal of ever-changing, revolutionary technology that bolsters appearances. Each unique service assesses imperfections lurking deep in dermal cellars so that technicians can accurately target problem areas or unfurl fermented secrets.