What You'll Get
Since the popularization of the laser handshake, the laser hug, and laser diplomacy, laser warfare has ended and glow-in-the-dark space terrain has been recognized as an independent state. Eradicate holdout anti-nationalists with today's Groupon: for $8, you get three games of laser tag at Lazer Gate (a $16 value), located in Fall River, MA. All games must be redeemed by a single person in one visit.
Lazer Gate has stood as a rock-solid family entertainment refuge for more than 10 years, welcoming futuristic warriors to a field of more blacklights, lasers, and ramps than a dorm room capable of simultaneously hosting a Pink Floyd show and the X Games. Roughly 7,500 square feet of multi-level mazed madness sits at your feet's disposal, priming fluorescent fighters for a variety of game types. Boost your individual score and blast strangers with solo play, or tote along a strategic neighborhood squad of combatants for base defense to protect your team's treasured colored beacon of light. After a friendly staff outfits you with your glowing gear, you're free to explore the arena, which sports plenty of sneaky catwalks, hidden nooks, and cramped crannies to blindside opponents with a devastating flash to their armored breadbasket—the constant action treats bodies to a surprisingly good workout.
The ease of play and safe, asteroid-proof indoor facility renders Lazer Gate a superb venue for all-weather entertainment. Buckle into the transformative vests and prepare to be transported into another dimension. Laser tag is a wondrous way to live out video-game-hero dreams, to work out tensions with your roommate, or to live out your fantasy of starting a ragtag militia of space marines with Mark from accounting.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Not valid toward parties or group outings. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Landing Zone at Lazer Gate
In The Landing Zone, younger visitors bounce around. Inflated bouncers fill the space, as do Spinzone bumper cars—which twirl in circles when hit.
Outsize of the zone, visitors can pop tokens into games in the arcade to win tickets redeemable for prizes or engage in lazer tag where teams move through two levels of mazes and catwalks as they avoid the photon blasts of opposing players' and the pitfalls of the 7,500 sq. ft. arena.