Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Change internal compositions with today’s Groupon to LB Wellness in Long Beach. Choose from the following options:

• For $12, you get one spa session (up to a $25 value).
• For $35, you get three spa sessions (up to a $75 value).
• For $55, you get five spa sessions (up to a $125 value).<p>

Each spa session can be used for your choice of an infrared-sauna session or an ionic footbath.

LB Wellness has tamed a flock of Sunlight Saunas—single-person chambers the health benefits of which were once touted on Oprah. Throughout each 30-minute session, these beam boxes warm joints, muscles, and tissues with the same far-infrared heat emitted by the sun. The heat targets excesses pent up in cells, from heavy metals and toxins to scarves ingested during summers at magician camp. Afterward, clients may also reap the rewards of more fluid oxygen flow and circulation.

Clients can also opt to set shoe fillers on an aqueous adventure in an EB Pro detox footbath, which uses a mélange of sea salt and ionic charged water to charm stubborn toxins out of the body via the feet. Throughout the 23-minute sole soak, patrons can relax in a comfortable chair, hum to the sounds of soothing music, and admire the crystals embedded in the bamboo floor that pulse with healing energy and somewhat-reliable meteorological reports.