Like a fine marble statue, a human body must be touched up on a regular basis lest its surface dull, its north side moss, and its forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $69 you get one LipoLaser Treatment or Anti-Aging Laser Facial at LipoLaser & Spa in Huntington Beach. Both services come with a complimentary 10-minute Whole Body Vibration and 30-minute Infrared Sauna Session.

LipoLaser and Spa lines up a litany of services designed to match outer appearances with inner youthfulness. During the approximately 30-minute LipoLaser Treatment, spa technicians armed with a Lapex 2000 LipoLaser attempt to tighten hard to trim spots—such as the love handles, tummy bulge, saddlebags, and flabby eye sockets—by shrinking and flushing out fat cells. The machine fires photons at adipose fat cells, releasing their triglyceride contents (water, glycerol and fatty acids) into the bloodstream to be disposed of or used for fuel during mall-walking marathons. The process does not require local or general anesthesia, is virtually painless, and has minimal side effects, except the risk of angering pets with the loss of lap square footage. This Groupon is valid for a single treatment, and though results may show up instantly, a course of eight treatments is recommended to lose the greatest amount of abdominal inches.

During the 45- to 60-minute anti-aging laser facial, technicians make use of two cold lasers to help stimulate collagen growth, eliminate bacteria, and reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. An accompanying microdermabrasion procedure subtly suggests that it's time for old surface skin cells to retire and make room for their younger epidermal underlings.

No matter which treatment clients choose, each one comes with two more complimentary procedures that help burn fat, improve circulation, and promote all-over good feeliness. The Whole Body Vibration gives human tissue a shakedown designed to improve circulation, burn calories, and measure the distance downward that an individual can shake it. After that the Infrared Sauna uses heat panels, rather than steam, to improve the immune system, increase strength, and detoxify the body of impurities, such as thoughts of oranges without their peels.