Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a full interior/exterior car detail (a $150 value) at Longhorn Motors 2 on South Oakes Street.
Longhorn Motors revs the engines of local autos and their owners with a gear-gussying array of vehicularly repairing and renewing services. The full interior/exterior detailing purifies surly souls with an all-over waxing and buffing, motor detail, and penny-seeking carpet cleaning. Owners can expect services to take at least two hours or potentially overnight depending on the nature of the car or the current market price of lobster. While the car is being serviced, restless motorheads can pass the time by browsing Longhorn's on-site car lot, which features a wide range of vehicles just aching to be adopted or, at the very least, whistled at.