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What You'll Get
Muscles, like teenagers, tend to get sore when they have to clean a room, rake the leaves, or hold up their end of the bargain for extended periods of time. Keep moody muscles happy with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour massage (a $70 value) at Lotus Temple Massage. Lotus Temple’s practitioners of placidity offer a massage menu tailored to bodies of all tightened types. The energy-based Qi Gong massage targets the meridians and reservoirs of Chinese medicine, and the Swedish massage incorporates flowing strokes and red, fish-shaped licorice to tame tension with rhythmic tapping and kneading. Rally the body’s sanitation department with the detoxifying lymphatic massage, or boost athletic flexibility, recovery time, and performance with the sports massage. No matter which modality catches the backside, Lotus Temple's masters of apothecary aid offer all guests teas and tinctures designed to feed and nurture the soul, the brain, and nature's brain—the Internet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Extra fee for upgrades. Must use in 1 visit. No cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.