Seventeenth-century shipping routes drastically improved once navigators began referring to actual maps of waterways instead of the veins on their thighs. Steer clear of un-navigable skin with today's Groupon to Louisiana Laserderm. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get one laser vein-removal session (a $250 value).
- For $79, you get $200 toward tattoo removal.
The cosmetic specialists at Louisiana Laserderm evict unwanted, overstaying veins and tattoos from their epidermal abodes through nonsurgical procedures. The approximately 30-minute vein-removal treatment sends small leg or facial veins on a virtually permanent vacation by using gentle lasers that are quick and accurate—like a sprinting calculator. For larger leg veins, the procedure combines sclerotherapy injections with laser light to shrink unsightly protuberances with a dual-powered zap. The staff at Louisiana Laserderm recommend only one session of vein-removal treatment for the best results.
Errant tattoos can begin their journey to the ether during the approximately 15-minute tattoo-removal sessions. Concentrated beams of light zero in on skin doodles and safely break apart their colors so they can be naturally absorbed by the body and gradually disappear. Tattoo removal takes an average of five to ten sessions, or the life cycle of a wish, to be fully eradicated. $200 will cover an average 3" x 3" tattoo, though treatment quantity and cost will vary with the size, shape, color, and panache of your ink.