What You'll Get
Without a back, you'd never know which way was forward, making dramatic exits confusing and awkward. Reward your back for not being up front with today's Groupon. For $67, you get an exam, x-rays, and an adjustment at Loveland Chiropractic (up to a $216 value). Newly healthified backs will thank their owners with a soothing night of comfortable sleep free of muscle spasms and creepy creaking noises.
A knotted back is like the paparazzi: it’s always lurking around the corner, waiting to make people look bad when they’re at the supermarket or armadillo bowling. Loveland Chiropractic's professional staff of backists will figure out how to untangle your jigsawed spine with an initial exam ($60) that thoroughly assesses affected areas and, if necessary, they will take a series of three cervical x-rays ($60). Your chiropractor will then administer two treatments of physical therapy ($56), lasting 10 to 15 minutes each, before aligning the back's mizzenmast with a tension-relieving adjustment ($40). No drugs, surgery, or tubs of ice cream paired with a Lifetime original movie are required. Patients will leave feeling loose and limber, like a squirrel after a glass of wine.
Patients say sitting at a desk for eight hours a day isn't the same after amiable back-benders adjust the backbone: joints fit together, back pain vanishes, and feelings of guilt for ditching that prom date years ago disappear. A session can also help with nerve, muscle, and organ disorders, and fight fatigue and depression. Tune up and loosen stiffened back areas with today’s Groupon to Loveland Chiropractic.
Though online reviews are scarce, satisfied patients provide glowing feedback in the success stories section of Loveland Chiropractic's website:
- Dr. Kemmet and Dr. Cullen truly care about their patients. My life has changed for the better because of them. – S.G.
- Within five visits to Loveland Chiropractic, I felt a huge difference. The doctors are both very friendly and nice–-and I know that each time I walk out of there, I’m going to feel a lot better. – K.B.
- Both Dr. Kemmet and Dr. Cullen are smart and funny, with a cool bedside manner. Their combination of commitment, modesty and integrity is refreshing. I feel very blessed to have found them. – C.A.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.