Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $89, you get four 15-minute cellulite-removal treatments at Luxury Salon and Spa in Vancouver.
Luxury Salon and Spa's friendly staff purges the body of its cottage-cheese caches with Star Trekkable cellulite-removal machines that combine high radio frequencies and a rolling vacuum massage. Because it boosts the flow of blood and oxygen, the relaxing treatment also detoxes your innards of such common environmental poisons as Diet Mountain Dew and cheese spelled with a z. The pleasant heat refurbishes collagen in the skin to restore firmness to even the dimpliest dermis. Thighs can look noticeably tighter after the first session, giving you an excuse to foolishly rock short shorts all winter long.
Google Mappers give Luxury Salon and Spa a perfect five-star average:
- I did the cellulite removal for 30 minutes and it worked so well! I was hating my cellulite on my thighs and now I love showing my legs off! I would really recomend [sic] this for anyone! – Google Maps user who posted on 10/13/2010
- The staff was overwhelmingly friendly and accomodating [sic]. – Google Maps user who posted on 10/8/2010
Luxury Salon and Spa
The credentialed staff of aestheticians, stylists, and massage therapists at Luxury Salon and Spa believes that beauty, harmony, and well-being can enhance and enrich guests’ lives. To that end, the staffers have created a diverse list of services designed to promote relaxation and enhance your appearance, including lash extensions, massage, and massaging your eyelashes one by one. Skilled technicians harness the power of lasers to ease or eliminate hair growth, and combine radio frequencies with light suction and massage to tighten the skin and fade cellulite from view. They also rejuvenate and nurture façades through facials, peels, and microdermabrasion treatments. To boot, their mud and salt baths allow patrons to sink back, enjoy the warmth, sip on provided champagne and cider, and snack on fresh fruit.
Fisher's Landing East
1825 SE 164th Ave.
Vancouver, Washington 98683Get Directions