The game of squash is the physical manifestation of karma, as all badly hit balls instantly come speeding back at the offender. Give opponents what’s coming to them with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a two-month trial membership to Madison Squash Workshop (a $180 value).
Madison Squash Workshop provides a four-walled refuge to the racket-loving Wisconsin denizens. The four glass-backed courts conform to international regulation standards, forcing non-members into the seedy underworld of black-market squash played in dark alleyways and utility closets. Fans can watch squeaky-soled action from the lounge area behind the courts, enjoying the free WiFi and wide-screen TV in between goggled ball bouts. Post-match, athletes can recoup in the nicely kept changing rooms or seek out one of the two certified teaching professionals for help with back swings. Each membership comes complete with automatic access for players’ spouses and their offspring younger than 18, allowing them to settle family feuds on the court. Madison Squash Workshop is open 6 a.m.–10 p.m. every day, and it offers added benefits such as leagues and professional and amateur events each year.
3118 Kingsley Way
Madison, Wisconsin 53713