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What You'll Get
NASA developed massage to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve these soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $34, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Maleckas Therapeutic Massage (a $65 value).
Inside this beautiful Victorian home-turned-muscle-molding-studio, certified massage therapist Sheila Maleckas has created a soothing and tranquil space for her clients to unwind both mentally and physically. Massage sessions take place in a quiet, private, dimly lit room where Sheila will administer one hour of traditional Swedish massage techniques, transforming tension-riddled body cots into soothed and snuggly sleeping bags. Utilizing a luxurious lineup of oils, lotions, rolling, and targeted percussion moves, Swedish massage is an ideal way to relieve general aches and pains, banish stress, stimulate circulation, and restore mental clarity lost after years of listening to auto-tuned newscasts. Clients suffering from a superabundance of spinal tension can also use the value of today’s deal to upgrade to 90 minutes of posture-improving, joint-revitalizing, knot-unknotting therapy for an additional $25 fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.