60- or 90-Minute Swedish Massage at Massage Bug

Old Binghampton Neighborhood Association

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In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapists employ Swedish techniques to tranquilize tense muscles, ease stress & liberate restricted joints

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Mar 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Massage Bug. Choose between the following options:

  • For $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $70 value).
  • For $50, you get a 90-minute Swedish massage (a $105 value).

The licensed massage therapists at Massage Bug invigorate curmudgeonly back muscles with skillful hands. During the 60- or 90-minute massage, fingers glide across strained skin while palms rub, knead, and exorcise knots into oblivion. Using compression, massage therapists coax tense tendons and languid ligaments back into bodily harmony. The specialists tailor each massage to the client’s needs to curtail stress, ease muscle soreness, liberate restricted joints, locate alien microchips, and reduce fluid retention. Clients are advised to arrive early in preparation for their massages.

Massage Bug

Soft candlelight illuminates Massage Bug's array of private treatment rooms, where licensed massage therapists use structured touch to ease muscle tension and pain. Some treatment spaces include a miniature fireplace filling the room with warmth, while others allow clients to relax as tiny fountains grant catches to tiny fishermen. Staff members welcome clients into the lobby with complimentary bottled water and tea, although the therapists can also travel beyond the spa's walls to give chair massages at parties and health fairs.

Customer Reviews

good strong male hands cover more muscle area - found the pressure helpful
Pamela B. · April 2, 2012
I really enjoyed it!!!
Sarita C. · March 25, 2012
Thank you Val. I felt great and can't wait to get back!
Chris H. · March 22, 2012

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