Much like our tin-man cousins, human beings are frequent victims of paralyzing stiffness brought on by a world filled with stress and flying chimpanzees. Work out simian-related tension with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a one-hour massage (an $80 value) and a hot-stone treatment (a $40 value) at Massage Heights of Southlake (a $120 total value).
At Massage Heights of Southlake, experienced hands knead knotty backs and bodies back into proper working condition. Encouraging circulation by expanding the blood vessels, the massage and hot-stone treatment melts aching muscles and assists in ridding the body of trapped toxins and leftover dinosaur DNA. Because massage is a therapeutic treatment designed to alleviate specific ailments and aches, therapists begin each session with a consultation, assessing each patient's health history, needs, and feelings about local easement laws in order to craft a personalized prescription for back-based bliss.
Dedicated to patient privacy and comfort, guests are required to disrobe only as far as they feel comfortable; clean, warmed linens are available for modest draping. Massage Heights' treatment rooms are amply equipped with heated beds, optional cushions, and calming music, creating a soothing, stress-abating atmosphere made only more peaceful by its lack of sad-clown art.
Though Massage Heights of Southlake features an introductory rate for a basic massage online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.