What You'll Get
Butlers, forced by billionaires to mash piles of fruit by hand, invented blenders to prevent carpal tunnel and subsequent demotion to human towel rack. Reap the benefits of their creation with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of authentic Hawaiian coffee, fresh fruit smoothies, and specialty drinks at Maui Wowi Hawaiian's Pier 39 location.
Maui Wowi's authentic Hawaiian victuals infuse tropical flavor into each menu item, from fresh fruit smoothies to the bracing Kona-blend espressos. Pack fruit receptors with a smoothie such as passion papaya or kiwi lemon lime ($4.99–$7.99), each made with fresh fruit purée and nonfat yogurt cultures culled from triathlete holsteins. Maui Wowi's secret nonfat homemade yogurt recipe is made from hormone-free milk packed with a full load of calcium and probiotics. Fortify smoothies with one of Maui's six boosters ($0.65)—including soy protein and fat burner—or jumpstart your morning with an authentic Hawaiian coffee (Kona, Molokai, or Kauai, $1.99–$2.99) or KoKo Kalema, a hot, dark-chocolate drink infused with caramel ($2.99–$3.99).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only at Pier 39 location. Not valid for cappuccino and tiki cups. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Maui Wowi Hawaiian Coffees & Smoothies
In 1983, Jeff and Jill Summerhays began concocting smoothies with fresh fruit and nonfat yogurt to avoid the temptations of unhealthy snacks. The couple sold their creamy, natural beverages on their travels across the US and Australia's Gold Coast, planting a taste for then-exotic flavors such as passion papaya and pina colada. Still blended to order in each of Maui Wowi's 400 locations, each smoothie brims with a whole fresh banana, live yogurt cultures, and a straw so mouths can burn calories with each slurp. On the steamy side of the menu, Kona beans pour in from Hawaiian farmers and roasters to be brewed into rich drip coffee and pressed into potent espresso shots.