The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a multipoint inspection, a tire rotation, and two oil changes at McCarthy Blue Springs Nissan in Blue Springs (an $84.99 value).
McCarthy Blue Springs Nissan's experienced technicians spruce up automobiles with restorative vehicle services that improve vehicles' drivability and extend the life of automotive parts. To kick off the automobile's 45 minutes of pampering, mechanics thoroughly assess overall health with a multipoint inspection that detects impending problems, easy fixes, and the chewed-up gum in the glove box. A tire rotation ensures rubber wears down evenly on all four car-shoes, and an oil change replaces old, dirty oil with tasty fresh oil. This Groupon also covers a second 30-minute oil change further down the road, since oil, like a vampire vaccine, increases in effectiveness when administered more than once a year.
3030 S Outer Rd.
Blue Springs, Missouri 64015