What You'll Get
Like octopi, tattoos contain ink, are typically found among sailors, and can frighten young children in swimming pools. Protect tots from scary tats with today's Groupon to MEDermis Laser Clinic. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a laser tattoo-removal session for an area of up to 6 square inches (up to a $250 value).
- For $99, you get a laser tattoo-removal session for an area of 6–10 square inches (up to a $310 value).
A one-time $50 medical-director fee and complimentary consultation is included in today's Groupon for new clients.
MEDermis Laser Clinic's board-certified medical director captains a team of certified laser technicians as they wield RevLite lasers to safely erase body doodles. An initial consultation outlines treatment options while patrons provide medical backstories. During the treatment, lasers bombard inked epidermises in effulgent shockwaves that crystallize and shatter hues that are then naturally purged by the lymphatic system much in the way that high tide purges a child's shoddy sand carpentry from the beach. A chilling device cools the skin to help numb the area, though the laser will feel akin to a rubber-band snap. The lasers flit over skinscapes, fostering smooth, even skin with a very minimal risk of scarring, disrupting pigments, or attracting bored cats.
Pristine pelts may experience irritation similar to mild sunburn that disappears within hours. MEDermis's ink aficionados recommend four to 12 treatments, spaced four to eight weeks apart, to completely remove all traces of outdated grocery list tattoos. See the FAQ and video section of MEDermis Laser Clinic's website for more tattoo removal information.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only; subject to availability. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Medermis Tattoo Removal Specialists
Medermis Tattoo Removal Specialists' board-certified medical director captains a team of certified laser specialists and medical aestheticians, who help their clients reach tattoo removal goals with the help of advanced technology and over ten years experience servicing clients in Austin. Considered the pioneers and most experienced tattoo removal business in Texas, the team has safely erased more than 250,000 unwanted tattoos of all shapes, sizes, and colors using state-of-the-art Lutronic Spectra lasers. The cutting-edge apparatuses emit Q-switched beams of high-energy light, which help disband ink particles and prepare them to be naturally jettisoned from the body via the lymphatic system—technical speak for "laser eraser." Visit here to see photos of previous clients.