What You'll Get
Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles once and for all with today's deal to Mesotherapy Associates in West Orange. Choose between the following options:
- For $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one small area (a $750 value). Small areas include:
- Upper lip
- Chin strap
- Linea alba
- For $175, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for the bikini area (up to a $1,350 value). Choose between the following styles:
- Standard (a $350 value/session)
- French (a $450 value/session)
Elite Lyra-i laser in hand, Dr. Shapiro and her follicle-frying crew perform laser hair-removal treatments to permanently trim unsightly swaths of body foliage. After 15 minutes of numbing, the sapphire-tipped laser constantly cools the skin for maximum comfort as laser energy beams target the follicle pigments that are still in the active phase of growth. As light energy converts into heat, strands sublimate into nonexistence without harming the surrounding tissue, and clients finish the 30-minute sessions with skin as hairless as a jar of boiled marbles. Treat one small area six times, from the belly button's linea alba to all manner of facial regions, or opt to gerrymander a bikini zone in either the standard style or the more thorough French style. The bikini area generally takes between three and six sessions to achieve desired results.
Epidermally egalitarian, these FDA-approved lasers are suitable for all skin types and require an average of four–six treatments administered every 4-12 weeks to achieve long-term results, depending on the area treated, hair-growth cycles, and whether the staff groundhog sees his shadow.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person, may buy 2 addl as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for service purchased. 24hr cncl notice or fee up to 1/3 the price of the Groupon may apply at appt for bikini option and 1/6 the Groupon price for the small area option. Must be 18+. Must sign a waiver. New clients only. Must use all treatments on same area. Not valid for NY office. Bikini option valid only for French and Standard hair removal. Sessions are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Mesotherapy Associates
After her residency at Columbia University, Dr. Marion Shapiro earned her certificate from France's French Society of Mesotherapy. Since opening her own clinic in 2002, Dr. Shapiro has been profiled in Self, Elle, and Marie Claire magazines, as well as on TV news programs. Like the wheel, mesotherapy was invented in 1952. It refers to the practice of tackling a host of cosmetic symptoms—including excess fat or cellulite, hair loss, scars, and wrinkle—with specialized medical injections. In addition to mesotherapy face-lifts, Dr. Shapiro and her staff can also make mugs look younger with peels, fillers, and laser therapy. Body contouring, diet programs, and laser hair-removal procedures are available to match bodies to their freshly refreshed faces.