Like stars, chandeliers are sparkly, hang high above your head, and eventually collapse into black holes that will suck up most of the dinner table. Today's Groupon replaces your chandelier before it goes nova: for $99, you get $250 toward industrial-chic lighting from Michael McHale Designs, redeemable online.
Founded by previous entertainment lawyer, Michael McHale Designs melds glitzy crystal and industrial pipes into made-to-order fixtures that Cool Hunting calls "jarring and oddly beautiful," and have been incorporated into tasteful establishments like The Gates Nightclub, Batch Bakery, and Par Paya. Thirty-percent leaded crystals dangle from the black-steel pipe joint of a Tribeca pendant chandelier, flirtatiously winking at nearby stemware while swaying gently on a clear silver electrical cord ($249). Alternatively, an Industrial Collection single-bulb chandelier sparkles in a colored Bohemian crystal necklace ($899), and clear stones extend languorously along a Tribeca bar chandelier's 28-inch length of pipe ($599). Shipping and attachable chandelier swings are not included.