The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon to Midtown Day Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $32, you get a 60-minute facial (a $65 value).
- For $42, you get a 60-minute massage (an $85 value).
The aesthetics aficionados at Midtown Day Spa pamper clients with customizable spa services. During a 60-minute Swedish massage, a licensed massage therapist soothes tense musculature with the strong kneading motions and delicate touch of a chef sculpting a bust of Millard Fillmore from pizza dough. Alternatively, a 60-minute facial cleanses, exfoliates, and moisturizes tired visages with an arsenal of skincare products chosen specifically for each client. Upon exiting, clients can check their newly radiant reflections in mirrors hung from the spa's yellow and purple walls or breathe in the aromas of flowers clasped in nearby sconces.