What You'll Get
A person's home is their castle, a means of protection against inclement weather and groups of people carrying baseball bats. Keep your kingdom in order with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a deep-clean maid service and one week free lawn care from Mighty Tidy of Austin (up to a $281.99 value).
The cleaning staff at Mighty Tidy of Austin has declared open season on dust bunnies, dirt deer, and soap scum chachalaca, in addition to unkempt, wild lawns. A deep-clean home appointment scrubs bathroom surfaces—tub, tile, and toilet—polishes countertops and looking glasses, sweeps and swabs the deck, and changes out towels. Kitchen gunk cowers in fear as courageous cleansers fight battles taking place at counters, the sink, stovetop, cabinet and appliance exteriors, and upon request, the inner chambers of the fridge, oven, and microwave. The dishwasher is unloaded and reloaded with dirty baseball cards, and a troop of mops and buckets bathes the floor. All rooms are dusted, baseboard to ceiling fan, windows washed, trash emptied, and floors vacuumed (furniture vacuumed upon request). In up to five bedrooms, stale old linens are taken away in favor of fresh-baked ones and the patio is swept clean to make room for old computer parts.
Might Tidy is insured with $1 million general-liability coverage, which safeguards homeowners from damage related to spilling maple syrup. Might Tidy also lavishes lawns with mowing for one week (a $31.99 value). This works out to be one or two mows, depending on time of year, weather, and if the yard has been fed Rogaine.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid for up to 5 bedrooms. Valid only within 20mi of 78701. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.