Humans have been putting spherical objects in hoops for centuries, but until the invention of the dunk, the fast break, and face dribbling, it wasn't an activity worth watching. See if "basketball" lives up to the hype with today's Groupon, which gets you one or two tickets to a Minnesota Timberwolves games—either the home opener against the Sacramento Kings on Wednesday, October 27, at 7 p.m., or the game against the against the Milwaukee Bucks on Friday, October 29, at 7 p.m. Choose from the following three seating packages:
- For $95, you get one premium suite ticket (a $166.67 value); a pregame reception beginning at 5 p.m. in the Suite Level Hospitality Room that includes unlimited gourmet cuisine, beer, wine, and soda (a $60 value); and a gift bag (a $20 value)—a $246.67 total value
- For $50, you get two tickets in the lower bowl, which is indicated in yellow on the seating chart (a $100 value)
- For $20, you get two tickets in the upper bowl, which is indicated in blue on the seating chart (a $40 value)
Watch the Wolves excel at the fundamentals of basketball, which include passing, dribbling, shooting, taking off warm-ups, passing around cups of sports drink, dunking, jumping, telling ghost stories, staying out of foul trouble, and penmanship. Cheer the team on with fellow sports fanatics, your family, your secret family, or a group of people who only own blue, black, and green clothing. Those spectating with a large group should arrive together to ensure adjoining seats.