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June 25, 2012
December 4, 2011
What You'll Get
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon to Mission:Massage. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a one-hour Swedish, deep-tissue, or therapeutic massage (up to a $60 value).
- For $40, you get a one-hour hot-stone massage (up to an $80 value).
Licensed massage therapist Todd Hiett, a graduate of the Lexington Healing Arts Academy, loosens the muscles surrounding shoulders, necks, and spinal cords with a relaxing spread of massage modalities. Target tension embedded far below surface-level sinews with a deep-tissue massage or select a therapeutic massage to treat specific concerns such as stiffness of the neck or lingering spelling-bee injuries. Guests can rest as Swedish massage therapy loosens backs with long strokes and kneading that gently evicts delinquent tension. Those who choose the hot-stone massage can revel in the pleasant warmth of smooth, hot stones that reduce muscular inflammation and leave clients calmer than a cucumber trained in tricking lie-detector tests.
Shades of aqua green cover the walls in Mission:Massage's inviting headquarters decorated with seashells and vintage anatomy charts. Hiett can arrange an on-location appointment for clients unable to ascend a staircase due to physical disability or enter a car due to uncontrollable drag-racing addictions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.