Like linking sharks with gnats using the food chain or the postman with Henry Kissinger using Kevin Bacon, every part of the human body can be connected to another. Find six degrees of bodily harmony with today’s Groupon: for $74, you get a two-massage package at Modern Enhancement Salon (a $150 value). This package includes two Swedish signature massages usable for: one person over two visits, a couple, or two friends.
Modern Enhancement Salon’s certified knot-kneaders lavish attention on neglected necks with tension-busting pressure applied during a pair of Swedish signature massages. During each 50-minute knead, massage therapists alleviate aches with languorously gliding strokes, assisting blood in its journey to all extremities while promoting a sense of stimulating relaxation typically evoked by Hallmark cards or limericks about naps. Massage oils aid the delivery of each revivifying stroke, helping focused fingers skate over skin unhindered by basic laws of friction. Customers can reap the benefits of two solo massages, bolster bonds with significant others during an hour of co-experienced pampering, or strategically schedule massages with frenemies and pepper them with accusatory questions when they’re at their weakest.
Modern Enhancement Salon
The seasoned staffers at Modern Enhancement Salon pamper spa-goers with a range of hair, nail, and skin treatments, including lash and hair extensions, inspired by tropical destinations. A lounge with trickling fountains and soft-shoeing marmosets sets a relaxing tone throughout the salon, and a soundtrack of soothing tunes calms nerves still jangling after sharing a bus seat with a jazz-metal trio. With distractions kept at a minimum and cell phones set on silent, the spa ensures that visits remain serene and free of interruption.