According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon: for $40, you get two hours of house cleaning from Mom's Helping Hand (an $80 value). This Groupon is valid in Acworth, Alpharetta, Ball Ground, Canton, Cumming, Holly Springs, Jasper, Johns Creek, Kennesaw, Marietta, Roswell, and Woodstock.
Mom's Helping Hand dispatches scrub savants to whisk away mess and debris from Atlanta-area homes, tailoring each scrub down to the client's individual needs. A thorough vacuuming can evict crumbs from carpet pile, and mops may dose tile and linoleum floors with soothing soap and water, erasing evidence of muddy sneaker-steps and soy-sauce spills. Finally, feather dusters can alight upon lampshades, shelving, and hand-carved statues of William Jennings Bryan to tickle away remaining dust. After two hours, maids dissolve back into the shadows from whence they came, leaving behind only sparkling countertops and a faint scent of lemon to show they were ever there.