Like excessive empathy for a shar-pei puppy, habitual stress can cause faces to sag. Prop up your smile maker with today’s Groupon to Monkey Bizness. Choose from the following options:
- For $37, you get a 60-minute hot towel and cold stones stress-free massage (a $75 value).
- For $42, you get a massage package (an $85 total value), which includes:
- Pumpkin or peppermint foot scrub (a $15 value)
- One 60-minute massage (a $70 value)<p>
- For $59, you get a massage package (a $130 total value), which includes:
- One 30-minute two-layer mud wrap (a $60 value)
- One 60-minute massage (a $70 value)
Tucked away in red and green private treatment rooms, the massage specialists at Monkey Bizness knead curmudgeonly knots and envelope clients in soothing scrubs and wraps. During a mud wrap, technicians swaddle guests in two layers of soil for 30 minutes in a quest to detoxify bodies and re-create the bride of Swamp Thing, then pummel stress from rebellious back muscles during a one-hour massage. Alternatively, clients can preface the massage with a pumpkin- or peppermint-infused foot scrub that works to erode away unsightly calluses. Clients who opt for the stress-free massage can further unwind within hot towels that gently melt stress from muscles and cold stones that fool backs into believing they’re a zen meditation garden.