Monkey Bizness

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In a Nutshell

Therapists soothe sinews with 60-minute massages & mud wraps detoxify & foot scrubs exfoliate skin

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires May 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Like excessive empathy for a shar-pei puppy, habitual stress can cause faces to sag. Prop up your smile maker with today’s Groupon to Monkey Bizness. Choose from the following options:

  • For $37, you get a 60-minute hot towel and cold stones stress-free massage (a $75 value).

  • For $42, you get a massage package (an $85 total value), which includes:
  • Pumpkin or peppermint foot scrub (a $15 value)
  • One 60-minute massage (a $70 value)<p>
  • For $59, you get a massage package (a $130 total value), which includes:
  • One 30-minute two-layer mud wrap (a $60 value)
  • One 60-minute massage (a $70 value)

Tucked away in red and green private treatment rooms, the massage specialists at Monkey Bizness knead curmudgeonly knots and envelope clients in soothing scrubs and wraps. During a mud wrap, technicians swaddle guests in two layers of soil for 30 minutes in a quest to detoxify bodies and re-create the bride of Swamp Thing, then pummel stress from rebellious back muscles during a one-hour massage. Alternatively, clients can preface the massage with a pumpkin- or peppermint-infused foot scrub that works to erode away unsightly calluses. Clients who opt for the stress-free massage can further unwind within hot towels that gently melt stress from muscles and cold stones that fool backs into believing they’re a zen meditation garden.

Customer Reviews

I enjoyed my visit and will recommend you to others.
Debbie M. · June 10, 2012
You did an excellent job. Thanks
Paula O. · May 21, 2012
She is wonderful and is mindful of your body's stress points! Great massage!
Megan B. · May 4, 2012

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