A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $125, you get a 60-minute teeth-whitening service at Mountain Park Dental (a $399 value).
Mountain Park Dental is the home of Dr. J. Moreland, a general dentist dedicated to tooth health and toothsome smiles. In one hour, a LumiBright teeth whitening can do away with decades of dirt to produce a smile that’s 6 to 10 shades whiter than the one that entered the office. Clients’ chompers are treated with a photosensitive gel that is then activated with a proprietary LumiBright lighting system, erasing dinginess without the hassle of overnight trays or the shame of employing feverishly scrubbing, overworked mouth elves. Teeth will continue to whiten for several days following the treatment.