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What You'll Get
If the body is a temple, then stressors are the annoying tourists who desecrate it with garrulous prattle and gaudy Polaroid cameras. Preserve your physical sanctuary with today's Groupon, which gives you a choice of three wellness packages from Moyer Total Wellness:
- For $39, you get a one-hour custom massage (a $40 value) and a one-year wellness-program membership (a $199 value, for a $239 total value).
- For $49, you get a one-hour custom massage (a $40 value), a one-year wellness-program membership (a $199 value), and a nutritional consultation or personal-training session (a $40 value, for a $279 total value).
- For $59, you get a one-hour custom massage (a $40 value), a one-year wellness-program membership (a $199 value), a nutritional consultation (a $40 value), and a personal-training session (a $40 value, for a $319 total value).
Moyer Total Wellness employs a cadre of fitness-conjuring wellness wizards who combine their restorative expertise to rid bodies of the four main causes of disease and destruction: stress, poor nutrition, poor fitness, and toxic exposure. By signing up for the Year of Wellness, health hunters get a personalized plan to encourage better sleeping or help them lose enough weight to fit in a friend's carry-on. Change will be forced upon everyday habits with a lineup of personal training, massages, nutritional counseling, and introspective wind sprints with a health coach. During a customized massage, trained therapists untie tight muscle knots with a personalized approach that combines swedish, deep-pressure, and sports methodologies to specifically target aching areas. Upgrades are available at an extra cost to accessorize sessions with craniosacral, hot-stone, or neuromuscular additions.
During a nutritional consultation, certified holistic nutritionist Sarah King will help clients review dietary backgrounds and build a blueprint for enlightened appetizing. Each meeting starts with a body composition test to determine internal chemistry and verify clients are more man than machine so meals don't clog concealed cybernetic implants. The center's personal trainers craft functional workouts to complement individual goals and transform trainees into their ideal form.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Moyer Total Wellness
At Moyer Total Wellness, the goal is to help clients feel better after one visit without the hassle of sales pitches for expensive care plans, helping people save time and money via effective treatment. Doctor of Chiropractic Randy Moyer and his staff take a team approach to holistic healing. In addition to performing the latest techniques in chiropractic care, Moyer Total Wellness offers a variety of other services to enhance well-being. This includes massage therapy from a staff of experienced therapists, who use their treatments to help alleviate patients' discomfort and prevent chronic degenerative diseases. Their custom treatments and specialty massages such as shiatsu, Thai Massage, Yogassage, Myofascial Release and myofascial release made Moyer Total Wellness the winner in the Best Massage category of CityVoter's 2012 and 2013 A-Lists. Additionally, it was heralded as having the Top Massage in Denver in 2014 by the editors of 5280 Magazine. Therapists loosen muscles in five dedicated massage rooms, including a suite for couples looking to relax quietly together.
The multifaceted crew, including 10 massage therapists, 2 certified yoga instructors, and 2 chiropractors, welcomes guests 12 hours a day, throughout a week.