Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of carry-out Italian fare at Mr Sicily Pizza.
Mr Sicily bolsters bellies with 20 specialty varieties of sauce-slathered discuses. Abide by savoury classics such as a 10-inch pepperoni and mushroom ($7), or opt for more flair-injected dishes such as the 12-inch Greek, decorated with ground beef, onions, black olives, tomatoes, and feta cheese ($9.75). The 15-inch Mr. Sicily Loaded, meanwhile, offers a protein strata of pepperoni, ham, and salami accessorized with peppers, pineapple, and onions—ideal for placating party guests and for the stringently indecisive. Further fortify a meal with sides such as breadsticks ($2.80–$6) or lasagna for a to-go feast of plenty ($5.50).