Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons exhibiting wave-particle duality is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with today’s deal to My Little Outback, a family-friendly play land where adults enter for free. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 10-visit open play pass (up to $72 value)
- For $169, you get a one-year membership (up to a $349 value)
Designed for children aged six months to seven years, My Little Outback tickles tots with a wide range of indoor funtivities, as well as areas for toddlers, arts, and reading. The facility's intricate phantasmagoria of bounce houses, tubes, slides, ladders, bridges, hide-outs, and nets captures the fun and thrills of exploring the real Outback, minus the searing heat and endless assaults by gangs of mohawked biker mutants. As youngsters crawl, climb, clamber, bounce, and burrow, their adult bodyguards can keep an eye on them from The Red Rock Coffee Shop—an on-site recharging station that serves up fresh barista beverages, sandwiches, fruit, yogurt, and other nutritious fare. The coffee shop's bubble of free WiFi also lets ex-children tend to work emails, catch up with Facebook friends, or live-stream duck-duck-goose games for a cross-country grandma or top college scout. The 10-visit pass can be used anytime, with any level of frequency, and may be split between different children before the one-year expiration date. Once activated, the one-year membership is only valid for use by the same child.