Lasers are tireless miracle workers¬—restoring sight, burning unwanted fat, and visually manifesting the transcendent power of progressive-rock music. Harness light’s magic with today's Groupon for Zerona body-contouring laser treatments. Choose between the following options:
- for $999, you get six Zerona treatments at Anew Aesthetic Medical Center (a $2,400 value).
- for $999, you get nine Zerona laser treatments at Arbor Lakes Chiropractic Center in Maple Grove (a $2,499 value).
FDA market-cleared Zerona low-level lasers painlessly emulsify excess fat from the neck, arms, back, stomach, hips, thighs, and knees. Freed of its typically rigid structure, melted fat floats out of cell membranes to be expunged from the body by the lymphatic system, the body’s cell-level secret service. After the quick initial consultation, clients relax as the forty-minute laser sessions zap away, resulting in tangible reductions in cellulite and waistline inches. Each medically supervised session allows patients to relax, listen to music, or therapeutically murmur ocean noises to themselves. Session scheduling varies by location; call for a reservation and more information.