What You'll Get
Without fingernails, the sale of backscratchers would skyrocket and thousands of Americans would be injured trying to open soda cans with electric knives. Care for your fingers' functional tips with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a no-chip manicure, brown-sugar scrub, and lavender paraffin treatment at No Chip Manicure Boutique (a $60 total value).
No Chip Manicure Boutique beautifies people's paws with myriad appendage-pampering services. During the complete one-hour process, the highly trained staff unleashes the power of Bio Sculpture's No Chip Manicure (a $35 value) to imbue fingertips with one of dozens of colors, including cast iron and rose peony. The hypoallergenic treatment's unchippable color resides on tips for up to two weeks, ideal for illustrating the meaning of "fortnight" to youngsters. The brown-sugar scrub (a $10 value) works to exfoliate skin cells that are dying, dead, or reincarnated as hangnails. Glove fillers will also receive a warm skinny-dipping session into lavender paraffin (a $15 value), only occasionally interrupted by scornful glances from jealous feet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. French not included. Not valid on Sundays. Must arrive with bare nails. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About No Chip Manicure Boutique
No Chip Manicure Boutique specializes in traditional no-chip manicures and pedicures in Bio Sculpture gel polishes. Using a traditional paintbrush technique, digit designers meticulously coat nails in colored gel polish, which is then sealed under a UV/LED lamp. These durable manicures and pedicures can last up to two weeks without chipping, smudging, or migrating toward knuckles. French and express no-chip manicures abound at the nail boutique, and once the fortnight period ends, technicians can soak off the gel polish to prevent damage to the nail.