While paintball markers are primarily used to take out opponents on the field, they are also perfect for punishing disobedient pet rocks and applying bridal makeup from a distance. Aim at more traditional targets with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get a paintball game, including marker rental, 500 paintballs, CO2, and a mask, at N-tense Sports in Bowling Green (a $30 value). This Groupon is good for game play Friday–Sunday with advanced registration.
Herds of pastel-blasting warriors gather at N-tense Sports to wage battles that stretch until paintballers surrender or dusk falls. Armed with semi-automatic Tippmann 98 markers, a canister of CO2, and the skilled aim of an assassin turned abstract artist, acrylic adversaries don protective masks before barraging opponents with 500 vibrant pellets. Brazenly assault foes in a grassy field mottled with wooden barriers or squat stealthily behind multi-hued inflatable bunkers. Other wartime bulwarks include behemoth spools, pipe blockades, and life-sized Harry Truman bobble-heads. Colossal clusters of riflemen should call ahead so the sports center can stock a sufficient staff for games of chromatic combat.