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Reviewed May 4, 2012
Reviewed May 4, 2012
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What You'll Get
Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading Kick Me signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today’s Groupon to Nu Era Massage in Metairie. Choose between the following options:
- For $22, you get a choice of one 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or neuromuscular massage (a $45 value).
- For $40, you get a choice of two 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or neuromuscular massages (a $90 value).
Nu Era Massage’s licensed massage therapist, Michael Tillman, soothes muscle pain and eases weary joints with three types of targeted massages. At the appointment’s onset, Michael chats with clients about their muscles’ woes and favorite 16th-century explorer to help to determine the most beneficial massage type. During the Swedish massage, smooth, gliding strokes cascade over the entire body, with consistent oil-enabled pressure spiraling along circulation lines. With connective tissues and fascia locked in its crosshairs, the deep-tissue massage plies obscured musculature dwelling beneath surface sinews in the body’s basement, where it also hides old high-school yearbooks. The neuromuscular massage’s unwavering pressure on myofascial points in muscles and tendons posits a holistic approach to righting muddled balance in the central nervous system.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Nu Era Massage
Michael Tillman and the Nu Era Massage staff tend to clients' limbs and torsos in a comfortable and relaxing spa-like space. Using Swedish, deep-tissue, and neuromuscular modalities, Tillman helps to relieve pain, promote circulation, and usher clients toward a state of relaxation that's typically only felt by napping pet rocks.