For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on the underarms (a $200 value per session); neck (a $275 value per session); face (including sideburns, lip, and chin) (a $275 value per session); hands or feet (a $200 value per session); basic bikini area; toes or fingers (a $50 value per session); or abs (a $200 value per session) at Orange County Plastic Surgery in Rancho Santa Margarita (up to an $825 total value).
Under the medical guidance of Harvard-trained Dr. Juris Bunkis, Orange County Plastic Surgery’s laser-wielding aestheticians sweep epidermises clean of down, fluff, and bristle. A pulsating beam of light reaches below skin swaths to inhibit unwanted follicle growth during a trio of treatments, which are performed in one-month increments to give pesky hairs time to absorb energy and think about what they did. The fast hide-smoothing process can effectively slow or stop hair growth, though some pelts may require as many as six appointments to achieve optimal sleekness.
An Italian-village-themed lobby, lavishly decorated with framed paintings, statues, and bubbling fountains, bathes visitors in tranquility as they wait for their appointments. The office’s experienced staff stands ready to answer questions, allay concerns, and teach patients the doctor’s secret handshake.
Orange County Plastic Surgery
Orange County Plastic Surgery combines a comfortable environment with the latest technology in cosmetic surgery to deliver an array of services to clients. A staff of experts approach bodily reconstructions and alterations with a deft hand and use computer imaging systems to preview the outcome of surgical procedures. The extensive repertoire of beauty-boosting procedures includes lifts, tucks, and other surgical routines, as well as noninvasive methods such as skin-resurfacing facials and laser hair removal. Eschewing the typical clinical environment of Orwellian blandness and expressionless robo-nurses, Orange County Plastic Surgery boasts a lavish and warmly lit italianate interior replete with oil paintings, bas-reliefs, and exposed woodwork galore. The friendly and knowledgeable front-office staff, greet all potential patients and happily field any questions or concerns they might have.