Without spines, humans would be stuck slithering down sidewalks, inching up staircases, and still using Slip 'n Slides exactly as they were intended. Stay vertical with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a chiropractic exam, adjustment, and 30-minute sports massage or Reiki treatment (a $287 value) at Oregon Natural Health Clinic in Lake Oswego.
Oregon Natural Health Clinic coddles vertebral columns with a grab-bag of chiropractic procedures devised to help maintain optimal health. Alternative medicine extraordinaire Doctor of Chiropractic Judith Allan begins all patient care with a consultation and exam, gaining necessary insight into patients' medical history, health aspirations, and Kentucky Derby predictions before zeroing in on joint and muscle pliability. Dr. Allan acclimates malleable backbones into proper alignment by practicing spinal adjustment with a variety of modalities, such as the snap-crackling Diversified adjustment and the low impact Activator technique. Visits concludes with the client's choice of a 30-minute dose of sports massage or reiki. Sports massage loosens neck and back knots via nimble digits, while the reiki process encourages guests to relieve their own pain and anxiety by invoking an inner spiritual healing process and the stern but inspirational ghost of Vince Lombardi.
333 S State St.
Lake Oswego, Oregon 97034Get Directions