What You'll Get
Paintball is a lot like chess in that both require complex strategizing and both are almost impossible to win against autonomous robots. Give our new machine overlords a colorful welcome with today’s Groupon: for $27, you get admission for one, equipment rental, and 500 paintballs at Paintball Depot in West Milford (a $55 value).
Paintball Depot’s colorful quartermasters outfit legions of multi-chromatic snipers with the weaponry necessary to survive tours of duty in the prismatic trenches. Each all-day outing pits combatants against each other in a wooded outdoor arena, where participants dart between wooden spools, barrels, and sleeping totem poles, giving opposing warriors the slip while dodging the occasional onslaught of an opposing marksman’s semi-automatic paint pelter. Stalk your prey through the woods or hunker down in a bunker to prepare an ambush before letting a volley of acrylic ammo fly, splattering enemies with colorful salvos from the muzzle of your Tippman rifle. While Paintball Depot equips players with all necessary equipment, seasoned shooters can augment their skirmishes with personal gear, padding bodies with extra armor or confounding rivals with camouflage designed by Jackson Pollack.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Paintball Depot
A HPA–charged Tippmann 98 marker in hand, paintballers in pursuit of their opponents' flag race among the wooden spools, barrels, and bunkers gracing the fields of Paintball Depot's wooded outdoor arena. As colors fly through the air, Helix goggles with antifogging helix lenses and face masks shield players' faces against the rainbow barrage. In addition to offering open play, Paintball Depot accommodates corporate team-building events, group outings, and airsoft games that often run on one field as paintball sessions commence on other courses.