What You'll Get
Paintball is a lot like chess in that both require complex strategizing and both are almost impossible to win against autonomous robots. Triumph over noncyborg opponents with today’s Groupon to The Paintball Park. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get a paintball package with 200 paintballs (a $50 value).
- For $25, you get a paintball package with 400 paintballs (a $51.80 value). <p>
Each paintball package includes: * One admission fee * 200 or 400 paintballs * Rental of a semiautomatic paintball gun with loader, gas cylinder, and barrel safety * Unlimited HP gas refills for the day * Rental of goggles with full-face mask and a camouflage jacket * Rental of belt and pouch with two ammo tubes<p>
The Paintball Park equips participants with all the necessary equipment needed for a day of game-based people painting inside of bunker-laden themed arenas. Along with covering admission fees and air refills, both packages supply players with a paintball gun, safety gear, and paintballs filled with sloshing pigments scraped from actual Renaissance masterworks.
Shooters can stay hidden on the vast, rough Camp Pendleton terrain by wearing a military-style camouflage jacket, exhibit gun-based artistry in Miramar’s Old West–themed Deadwood course or shoot outside of barren houses in 29 Palms’ desert course. A variety of fully refereed games, including the classic capture the flag, can challenge both novice and advanced shooters as they bond with friends, settle scores, and dramatically recolor faded jeans.
Games last around 15–25 minutes, with dedicated players able to average 12–16 games in a full day. Though not included in today’s Groupon, participants who run out of ammunition can opt to purchase additional paintballs ($16+) or soggy grapes at the facilities. Visit each location’s website for scheduling information on civilian walk-on public-game sessions.
Nonmilitary personnel are welcome on the bases with a proper driver’s license, vehicle registration, and proof of insurance. Security at Miramar may require you to retrieve a visitor’s pass.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Recommended for those 10 and older; under 18 requires parent or legal guardian consent. Must sign waiver. Valid only Fri.-Sun. Not valid for private groups. Outside paint is prohibited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Paintball Park at Alpine
Barricades, bunkers, trenches, and heavy brush provide ample cover for firing off shots at opponents, ducking from overhead fire, or meeting to discuss how to get the pizza-delivery man into the fortress unharmed at The Paintball Park.