What You'll Get
Fake can be just as good as the real thing, as evidenced by the success of veggie burgers and Van Halen’s Sammy Hagar years. Learn the art of finish fakery with today's Groupon to Paintin' the Town Faux. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get a Faux Basics class (a $199 value).
- For $149, you get a Cabinet Finishes class (a $299 value).
- For $149, you get a Crusted Surfaces class (a $299 value).
- For $175, you get a Countertop Finishes class (a $350 value).
Paintin' the Town Faux artistic director and lead instructor Susie Goldenberg teaches finish forgery techniques to do-it-yourselfers and professional decorators during classes. The Faux Basics class will be held Friday, April 29, and Saturday, May 14, and participating students can learn how to ape luxe substances, including marble and leather, using multiple faux-finish paint techniques.
Advanced antiquers can opt instead for more specialized seminars. The Crusted Surfaces class, held Tuesday, April 26, and Wednesday, May 11, teaches trainees how to layer Gesso wax to make new moldings look crumbly and old, like ancient Roman laser-tag courses. Faux Countertop Finishes sessions on Tuesday, April 19, or Friday, May 13, help DIYers make lowly laminate and Corian masquerade as granite, tumbled tile, and solid gold bricks. And on Monday, April 18, and Thursday, May 12, Cabinet Finishes classes will teach students how to update kitchen- and bathroom-cabinet surfaces.
All classes have a maximum of 20 students. Students are not required to bring materials, and in every class, each individual takes home a large sample board and instruction manual, plus delusions of grandeur that they can turn straw into gold.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Registration required. 2 week cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Paintin' the Town Faux
Featured on HGTV, Susie Goldenberg’s company, Paintin’ the Town Faux, offers personal painting services, supplies, and classes dedicated to sharing the art of faux painting with others. The classes teach students, whose skill levels range from beginner to advanced, how to decorate not just walls but also cabinets, furniture, and sleeping family members. Paintin’ the Town Faux, in business for 25 years, also shares tips on how to build a portfolio and sell finished pieces.