As flying bloodsuckers, mosquitoes share a modus operandi with both vampire bats and aviators who finance new biplanes by selling stolen plasma. Prevent unauthorized withdrawals from bodily blood banks with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get up to one acre of barrier mosquito spray from Palmetto Mosquito Control (up to a $120 value).
Palmetto Mosquito Control’s trained mosquito assassins deliver death to flying pests, keeping decks, patios, and backyards free from winged irritants for up to four weeks. Capable of transmitting deadly diseases such as malaria, West Nile virus, and Pac-Man fever while reproducing exponentially, mosquitos meet their match within clouds of Palmetto’s pyrethrin-based pesticide. Derived from chrysanthemum flowers, the chemical Keep Out sign zaps bugs with an EPA-approved payload that can be customized to surround a swimming pool, outdoor kitchen, or any space up to an acre in size. Mosquitos stay scarce for up to four weeks, blessing homeowners with time for pest-free barbecues, fireworks displays, or attempts to dig a tunnel to Australia.