What You'll Get
Much like structural foundations, foundational garments reinforce outer layers, protect against embarrassing cracks, and allow the bearer to sway more seductively during an earthquake. Flaunt your foundational assets with today’s Groupon: for $27, you get a set of five thongs by Jezebel from Panties.com (a $60 value).
This lacy bouquet of saucy skivvies brightens lingerie drawers and hearts with its soft, lacy charisma. Made of an imported nylon/spandex blend, each of these T-shaped delicates sport a sheer, delicate floral body, a soft wrap-around band, and a fully lined cotton crotch. Available in sizes small, medium, and large, the fearless five come in rich jewel tones and will be plucked based on availability and ripeness like the finest forbidden pluots, in a mix of the following colors: guava, lipstick, royal wedding, grape, gold rush, black, white, purple, and garnet.
Panties.com, which gets fully dressed raves from pleased skivvy sporters, ships seductive drawers in innocuous packaging, so gift recipients and post-office documentarians will have no idea what featherweight goodies are in store. The site specializes in the opposite of Union suits, but also carries other gifts (not included with this Groupon)—such as sexy sleepwear, a chocolately gift assortment, and men’s gifts—perfect for your better half or two of your own extremely deserving halves.
Valentine’s Day delivery is guaranteed for orders placed by 3 p.m. on Wednesday, February 9 by two-day FedEx, at a minimum cost of $14.95. Regular ground shipping is an additional $6.90. Shipping is not included in this Groupon.
- You are spoilt for choices while making a selection of undies on Panty.com. [sic] – Wellness Starts
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Online only. Tax and shipping not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.