Even though water covers most of the earth's surface, humans spend most of their lives on land and a small portion in the air while they’re sleeping. Float on with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $18 for a sightseeing cruise for two on Lake Minnetonka or Mississippi River ($36 value)
- $26 Happy Hour and Pizza Cruise for 2 on Lake Minnetonka or Mississippi River ($52 value)
After boarding a yacht, cruisers glide around Lake Minnetonka or float down the Mississippi River, passing the downtown Minneapolis skyline and the city's riverside parks. Alternatively, the happy hour and pizza cruise lets passengers view landmarks while dining from a pizza buffet and enjoying drink specials.
Mississippi River cruises depart from Bohemian Flats Park, while Lake Minnetonka cruises depart from the lake's Port of Excelsior. Click here for directions to each departure location. To view dates and times, see the schedule.
Paradise Charter Cruises & Minneapolis Queen
Since 1985, the experienced captains and crew at Paradise Charter Cruises & Minneapolis Queen have been shepherding guests along the azure surfaces of Lake Minnetonka and the Mississippi River. Their fleet of five vessels steers customers around the area while accommodating them with full-height glass windows, enclosed outer decks, bar and restaurant options, and karaoke performances by prize-winning big-mouth bass. Boats glide along the coastline of Lake Minnetonka, catching sights of small lakeside towns, and down the Mississippi River to the backdrop of the Minneapolis skyline, Saint Anthony Falls, and the setting sun.