When a man gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse"; when a dog gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse” since only humans can speak and they naturally define all terms in relation to themselves. Give your canine comrades what they’d ask for if they could with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of pet treats and toys at The Original Paw Pleasers.
With an expansive stock of healthy, all-natural treats, The Original Paw Pleasers dishes out canine and feline comestibles designed to keep domesticated darlings in tip-top shape. These decadent treats are baked fresh using allergy-friendly barley flour or grain-free buckwheat flour and are free of preservatives, wheat, soy, and corn. Reward well-behaved pets with pre-packaged treats, such as peanut-butter-and-banana-flavored Tail Waggin' Treats ($9.99) and Itty Bitty Fishy Treats ($3.99), or grab a catnip-stuffed cigar ($7.99) to lend an air of authenticity to your cat's Winston Churchill impersonation. The barkery also scoops up heaping pints of nondairy, lactose-free ice cream ($9.99), available in a wide variety of lickable flavors, such as peanut butter, cookies 'n' cream, and cranberry.
For fancier affairs, the custom bone-shaped cake ($27.99) offers an eye-catching centerpiece for an upcoming obedience-school reunion or birthday party. And dog owners can help hounds dress up for any function with a 100% pre-shrunk cotton T-shirt adorned with the tongue-in-cheek phrase "All My Friends Have Hairy Legs" ($21.99).