Humankind has been playing with fire for years; now we can harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun in a gentle mist, proving once and for all our dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system. For $25, today's Groupon gets you $50 worth of sunless tanning or other beauty services at Perfect Bronze. Though today's Groupon can be used toward tanning, waxing, body bleaching, teeth whitening, and all eyelash services, it doesn't cover any nail services or facials.
Perfect Bronze's licensed aestheticians are adept at overriding ghostly complexions, lackluster lashes, and Bert-like monobrows. The salon's signature sunless tan ($50) remedies pallid pigmentation from top to toe with an odorless spray that dries in about five minutes. Made with sugar-based ingredients, the airbrush-applied spray lasts 7–10 days. A bevy of waxing treatments, such as underarms ($20), half-legs ($25), and bikini lines ($20), allow hirsute customers to return to a childlike state of hairlessness and innocence, recalling languid summer days spent sliding friction-free down gutters; whereas body bleaching wraps unwanted body hairs in individual invisibility cloaks (starting at $15).
In addition to Perfect Bronze's body services, a series of specialty neck-up treatments address of imperfections of the skull-shield. Flummoxed Fridas can have their brows analyzed, redesigned, and waxed, tweezed, or filled in with a Perfect Brow treatment ($30), separating upside-down crumb-catchers for weeks at a time. Eyelashes are kept in glamorous order with services such as Cat Eyes individual lash extensions ($50), Natural Look ($25) eyelash strips, and vegetable-dye tinting ($30). For dishwater dentals, Beaming White teeth whitening uses cold blue-light technology and hydrogen-peroxide gel to blast the dull out of a dumpy grin, brightening smiles to a glow-in-the-dark shade of white.
This Groupon does not include nail services and facials.
Four Yahoo! Locals all give Perfect Bronze a perfect five stars:
- I curled and tinted my eyelash last week… the aesthetician was very careful and the system she used was very gentle, I smelled no perm solution at all, and nothing got into my eyes. My lashes didn't even pull when the perm rods were in. I love the effect it gives, a very pretty upturned curl- no more straight lashes. – mjolie52
- Fabulous airbrush tanning treatment !!!!!Natalia Thank you for a Perfect Bronze… – conniesilver78