What You'll Get
Like scrappy, underweight linebackers in inspirational football movies, hair always makes a comeback even after it's been cut. Hold the defensive line against reappearing follicles with today's Groupon to Pines Total Health Center in Pembroke Pines. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get six small-area laser hair-removal treatments (a $675–$1,500 value, depending on treatment area). Valid on the upper lip, chin, sideburns, areolae, hands, bikini line, anus, or underarms.
- For $179, you get six medium-area laser hair-removal treatments (a $1,500–$2,100 value). Valid on full face, full bikini, or neck.
The expert laser technicians at Pines Total Health Center evict unwelcome body fur with the help of noninvasive laser light pulses. Hair-removal treatments begin with an assessment, during which a depilation specialist determines which level of laser light to use based on the client's chosen target areas, the skin's condition, and its taste in pop music. Fuzz fighters looking to deforest small areas, such as upper lips (a $675 value), chins (a $799 value), or underarms (a $900 value), relax as concentrated light beams ease across target areas, safely penetrating skin to target strands at the root.
Pines Total Health Center can also smooth medium-size epidermal terrain, including the full face (a $1,500 value), neck (an $1,800 value), and full bikini area (a $2,100 value). The laser equipment's chilling tip cools skin during sessions to minimize discomfort. A round of six laser sessions can prove sufficient to permanently remove hair from bodies or aging strawberries.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. New clients only. Florida health care law applies. Must use all treatments on same area. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.