Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today's Groupon to Pines Wellness Center. Choose from the following options:
- For $30, you get two one-hour aqua massages (a $120 value)
- For $37, you get a treatment package (a $455 value), which includes:
- 20-minute aqua massage (a $20 value)
- Exam (a $95 value)
- X-rays (a $190 value)
- Electrical stimulation (a $50 value)
- Heat therapy (a $35 value)
- Adjustment (a $65 value)
Dr. Robert Kustin, a former strength and conditioning coach for the Florida Gators, applies a holistic approach and hands-on techniques to straighten spines and ameliorate a multitude of muscular ailments. During one-hour aqua massages, patients recline on a waterbed-like hydrotherapy table as high-powered water jets rove across the body from under the waterproof barrier to soothe muscles and melt tension caused from overly physical thumb-wrestling matches.
Patients in need of more comprehensive chiropractic care can opt for the treatment package, which begins with a thorough exam to explore family history and track down the offending muscular miscreant. An x-ray reveals the hidden goings-on between lumbar and disk and shows Dr. Rob which vertebrae is actually a chest filled with cursed doubloons. Dr. Rob then tailors a trifecta of treatments, including a 20-minute aqua massage and electrical stimulation designed to improve sleeping patterns and range of motion. Finally, a chiropractic adjustment sets spines on the path to serenity, with patrons departing the clinic with a sense of comfort and relaxation not experienced since their last slow-motion pillow fight.
Pines Spine and Sport
Doctor of Chiropractic Robert Kustin gets to the bottom of each patient's ailments with a customized multistep regimen. He begins by employing thorough exams, postural screenings, and x-rays to track down the source of aches and pains. Next, he develops a treatment plan of chiropractic adjustments and rehabilitative exercises. Active forms of physical therapy—such as strength training may bolster these plans to bring patients long-term relief.
Dr. Kustin extends his expertise outside the office as a public speaker on wellness concerns. He also serves as the official team chiropractor for the Everglades High School athletic department, as well as the sponsor for the annual Community Health and Wellness Day.