Spa escapes help rejuvenate and renew your current appearance, unlike prison escapes, which require one to assume the identity of a bumbling security guard. Loosen the chains of a stressful lifestyle with today's Groupon: for $20, you get one week of spa services, valid for one service a day, at Planet Beach Contempo Spa (up to a $273 value).
Planet Beach is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the services (a $39 value for each spa service). Wielding infrared heat and nutrient-shrouding steam, the moisturizing Hydro-Derma Fusion machine can help slake parched pores, increase collagen production, and replenish water reserves stored in vestigial dromedary humps. Erase evidence of eye-roosting crows and firm facial terrain with a luminous facial, which joins forces with topical skincare salves and dietary supplements to help stimulate cellular renewal and remove the velvet rope separating inner and outer beauty. Like gullible brain surgeons, the skin’s natural defense systems can be tricked into healing themselves, as proven by red-light-therapy treatments that can help generate new collagen, reduce fine lines, and clear blocked pores. During the week of spa services, customers can take advantage of one Mystic spray tanning (a $35 value/session) to acquire a UV-less bronze to rival lifeguards' tans and ancient man's baby shoes.
Each of Planet Beach’s machines is designed for a specific 10- to 30-minute service, which makes it the ultimate expert and keeps it from developing the ability to cry. A staff of helpful spa assistants is always on hand to answer questions, help first-timers use the machines, and keep things safe and comfortable.
301 Burgundy St.
New Orleans, Louisiana 70112