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What You'll Get
The fastest way to whiten teeth is to scare the plaque-pants off them by secretly arranging for an evil clown dentist to jump out of a car trunk. Bump up your toothy twinkle without scarring timid teeth for life with today's deal: for $89, you get three teeth-whitenings from Planet Beach in Exton. The spa utilizes the BleachBright teeth-whitening system to transmute yellow chompers into pristine pearlies.
The system uses a potent combination of peroxide, pressure, light, heat, and exposure to whiten teeth, with the optional sixth step of whistling Ringo Starr solo hits. By using premium L.E.D. lighting, the system safely lightens chompers gently and effectively. In two consecutive 15-minute sessions, your oral ivory will increase up to four to six levels of whiteness, going from semi-suspicious off-white to a trustworthy snow white. You'll also receive a take-home kit that includes an enamel pen for touch-ups, so you can properly maintain your new smile. Your resulting visage will then match the other cosmetic upgrades you've been pondering, like eye brightening and hair cuttening.
A smile of unsatisfactory color isn't always the result of neglect; it is more often the fault of casual wear and tear. A sip of coffee here, a piece of tobacco chewing gum there, and next thing you know you've got a chagrined grin. Use today's Groupon to erase years of existence from your facade. Certified carnie age-guessers will be unable to read the age rings of your teeth, increasing your odds of leaving the circus with a Styrofoam-stuffed panda bear in hand—and an even wider smile on your face.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Planet Beach Contempo Spa
A wildly successful alternative to traditional day spas—its more than 300 locations blanket 36 states and half a dozen countries—Planet Beach Contempo Spa is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the spa and tanning services. These friendly automatons sometimes replace familiar treatments, as in the red light anti-aging bed, a light-based service that delivers anti-aging and rejuvenating results to skin from head to toe by stimulating collagen and elastin production to minimize the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles, acne, and inflammation. But other equipment maps out new spa territory entirely: the Hydration Station chamber moisturizes the whole body with nutrient-rich steam in order to offset the effects of a dry climate or a rear-end collision with a salt truck. Other machines whiten teeth, spray tan skin, tan with UV-light, and massage muscles. Clients can also make use of the personal oxygen bar.
Planet Beach offers membership packages or flat monthly rates. As members spend more time at the spa, they get to know the helpful assistants who are always on hand to demonstrate how to use the equipment without activating its ability to cry.