Much like stalagmites and stalactites, teeth are calcified, inhabit caves, and clamor for the attention of a spelunkers' headlamp. Gloss up your gum grotto with today's Groupon to Plantation Dental Care. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get an in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment (a $325 value).
- For $69, you get a take-home teeth-whitening kit (a $150 value).
Plantation Dental Care's Zoom! whitening system deftly brightens biters up to eight shades and take-home trays upgrade brilliance up to six sparkly levels. After a brief exam to declare mouths cavity-free, Dr. Juliana K. Gohill gives the go-ahead to glisten up gumstones. During the Zoom! chairside procedure, gel and laser beams zap unsightly stains, deleting mouthfuls of memories left by coffee, tea, smoking, and swigs from the soy-sauce bottle. Technicians whitewash enamel fences with stain-dissolving gel three times, completing the procedure in about an hour.
After an impression of the teeth is made during the initial visit, patients who select the at-home treatment can tote trays tailored to each tooth's length, width, height, and ability to crush popsicles without flinching. Chompers gradually whiten inside their snug cubicles, achieving maximum luster. By wearing whitening retainers, patrons achieve a polished stockpile of matching fangs, perfect for outshining tinfoil-clad siblings in family portraits or illuminating public easements in planetariums.