Until mankind first stepped outside in 1934, nature was thought to be a fanciful myth, like yogurt or the clutch hitter. Spend a few days in the fresh air of truth without leaving your comfort zone with today’s Groupon to Pontchartrain Landing RV Park. Choose between two options:

• For $80, you get two nights of camping (a $160 value).
• For $80, you get a two-night trailer rental in either a 32’ Jayco or a 26’ Keystone Jag (a $160 value).

Both options come with two complimentary drinks from the park's full-service bar, free fishing-pole rental, and two free shuttle rides to and from the French Quarter.

Pontchartrain Landing welcomes camper cars with 105 full hook-up RV sites that plug into water, sewers, cable TV, WiFi, 50-amp power, and other amenities and services. More than 40 hook-up sites hug the waterfront, but all put motor-tent occupants within easy reach of fishing, boating, and downtown New Orleans. Guests can also take advantage of 24-hour laundry, a swimming pool, showers, and available propane. The gated park keeps camping safe and secure with key-pad access, nighttime lighting, three black-belt security hamsters, and closed-circuit surveillance cameras keeping an eye out 24 hours a day.

Just 10 minutes from the park lie the eateries, clubs, and seedy all-night fireplace stores of Bourbon Street, as well as the Superdome and Harrah’s Casino. Stay-at-home socialites, however, can gather in groups at the park’s pavilion for drinks from the bar, or eat pizza and wings while they watch World's Slowest Man tournaments on the big-screen TV.