What You'll Get
With Congress passing a heavy new tax on right angles, circular edibles are becoming the most convenient way to keep food budgets from spiraling out of control. Nibble a delicious disk with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of pizza, calzones, sandwiches, and more at Pop n Pizza.
The pizza purveyors at Pop n Pizza subdue rioting hunger mobs with a slew of savory foodstuffs, including meat-laden sandwiches, sauce-stuffed bread sticks, and slices of belly-warming pizza pie. Those craving traditional pizzascapes can opt for a pepperoni pizza ($6.99), while avant-garde eaters can craft an experimental, yet highly acclaimed work of art with Pop n Pizza's 15 toppings, including ham, bacon, mushroom, and black olives ($5.74+). Calzones provide doughy pillows for tuckered-out teeth ($4.99+), and wings dazzle diners with a hot-couture wardrobe of sauces, including regular, LA hot, and barbecue ($3.25). The 8-inch meatball sandwich, stuffed with 10 elliptically orbiting meat orbs ($6.49), and the spaghetti with meat ($4.25) keep carnivorous hungerings securely caged, while the injected bread stick smuggles gooey cheese through customs in a tubular casing that can be adeptly camouflaged with pizza or cheese sauce (six for $3.25).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Dine-in and carryout only. Must purchase 1 food item. Must use in 1 visit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.